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Currently Watching Blow (Infinifilm Edition) By Johnny Depp, Pen??lope Cruz see related

Sorry I haven't updated in a while, but I just HAD too today! As we all know, Johnny was nominated for "Best Actor in a Featured Film" at the Screen Actors Guild Awards...It aired yesterday, AND HE WON!!!!

Although he wasn't tehre to accept, Renee Zellweger [sp?], who was the presenter accepted it on his behalf. BUT HE WON! I just couldn't believe it! I'll soon have a graphic congratulating the man on something that was deserved, long ago. Here's to you Johnny!

And as some of you may know, I got alot of feedback on a few of my graphics, so here they are again:

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/jihaeprodukshunz/johnny_OUATIM.jpg <--Once Upon a Time in Mexico
http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/jihaeprodukshunz/johnny_edward_scissorhands.jpg <--Edward Scissorhands
http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/jihaeprodukshunz/johnny_ed_wood.jpg <--Ed Wood
http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/jihaeprodukshunz/johnny_donnie_brasco.jpg <--Donnie Brasco
http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/jihaeprodukshunz/johnny_don_juan_demarco.jpg <--Don Juan DeMarco
http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/jihaeprodukshunz/johnny_dead_man.jpg <--Dead Man
http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/jihaeprodukshunz/johnny_cry_baby.jpg <--Cry Baby
http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/jihaeprodukshunz/johnny_blow.jpg <--Blow [this one seems to be a favorite!]
http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/jihaeprodukshunz/johnny_chocolat.jpg <--Chocolat
http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/jihaeprodukshunz/johnny_benny_and_joon.jpg <--Benny and Joon
http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/jihaeprodukshunz/johnny_arizona_dream.jpg <--Arizona Dream

More coming soon! And heres a few more things I made:

      

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I bought the DVD it came out, January 20, 2004 for those of you who were never informed  The following are the features included in the OUATIM dvd

Features -
Region 1
Keep Case
Widescreen - 1.78
Audio:
Dolby Digital 5.1 - English
Dolby Digital 2.0 - French
Audio Commentary -
1. Robert Rodriguez - Director
Featurettes -
1. TEN-MINUTE FLICK SCHOOL
2. TEN-MINUTE COOKING SCHOOL
3. INSIDE TROUBLEMAKER STUDIOS
4. THE ANTI-HERO'S JOURNEY
5. FILM IS DEAD: AN EVENING WITH ROBERT RODRIGUEZ
6. THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE BLOODY: INSIDE KNB EFFECTS
7. Deleted Scenes
DVD-Rom Features -
Shooting Gallery

This movie was brought to a theater near you not too long ago, September 12, 2003 to be exact, and I remember my first viewing. I was absolutley acting like a giddy fangirl. Johnny plays off Agent Sands brilliantly, and even critics who bashed this movie, had to admit that Johnny was fantastic and that "Agent Sands was the only reason to se this movie". Which I would agree and disgree with. Yes Johnny was brilliant in this movie [isnt he always? ] but OUATIM was beautifully written, Antonio and the otehr actors/actresses played their characters very well, and Robert Rodriguez did EVERYTHING by himself! Which shocked me really. After seeing OUATIM, I gained a new respect towards RR. Well heres some pictures, icons, and quotes fer ya!

Agent Sands: Bullfights. Bull hockey. Do you like this? The bull is stabbed, prodded, beaten. The bull is wounded. The bull is tired before the matador ever steps into the ring. Now, is that victory? Of course it is. Wanna know the secret to winning? Creative sportsmanship. In other words, one has to rig the game.

Agent Sands: Belini, how long have you and I done business together? A long time. And in that time I could almost have the tiniest smidgen of respect for you, almost... but you really need to stop fucking around.

Agent Sands: Time to get messy!

Agent Sands: I want you to put the hurtin', so to speak, on Marques after he's killed the president. Savvy?

Agent Sands: El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger.
El Mariachi: You want me to shoot the cook...?
Agent Sands: No. I'll shoot the cook. My car is out back, anyway.

Chicle Boy: Senor! Chicles?
Agent Sands: What? What is that? Why would I want bubblegum?
Chicle Boy: [more spanish talk]
Agent Sands: Alright Alright yea yea yea yea yea.. this [hold up $10] should hold the both of us over for quite a long time.. so.. I dont ever want to see u again.
Chicle Boy: Gracias Senor!!!
Agent Sands: Fuck off~

Belini: You wouldn't dare kill me over ten thousand dollars. You wouldn't dare.
[leaves]
Agent Sands: [mouths] Yes I would.

Agent Sands: [Pulls out a gun] Have you ever seen one of these? Have you ever used one? Don't ever because, they're very very bad. But right now I need you to aim it at the bad guy who's following us, and shoot him in the head.
Chicle Boy: Matarlo?
Agent Sands: Oh yeah! Very matarlo.

Agent Sands: My name is Sheldon Jeffery Sands. I work for the Central Intelligence Agency. I throw shapes. I set them up, I watch them fall. I'm living la vida loca.

Agent Sands: This is no time to screw the pooch, because this is supposed to be the big dance number, all right?

BEHIND THE SCENES PICS

ICONS

EDIT

Well, the Golden Globes are over, thought I might aswell sticksome pics of him from there in here. He might have not gotten a golden globe, but theres still the golden man thing!! [oscars!]

AND IF YOU PUT EM ALL TOGATHER YOU GET THIS!!:

PS: In the beginning, it says "JOHNNY DEPP AT THE GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS" and on the bottom it says "By: JiHae Produkshunz"

Heres a collage of some of the pics of him at the GG Awards:

And then I got bored and made some collages of his movies! I didn't make on fer every film yet, but I'm working on it!

ARIZONA DREAM


BENNY & JOON


BLOW
 <--this ones HUGE!

CHOCOLAT

CRY BABY


DEAD MAN


DON JUAN DEMARCO

DONNIE BRASCO

ED WOOD


EDWARD SCISSORHANDS

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Several people asked me if they can show these off on their sites, go ahead   just remember to give credit where its due  I had a situation where someone "comandeered" that banner at the top of my site and said they ahd made it. tsk tsk How low can people get these days? Ah well, hope everyone has a mucho Johnny-filled day!

First off, I would like to say that I noticed how I have been watching Pirates every single day since it came out but I haven't talked about it in xanga yet haha so, its included in todays post!


>>Donnie Brasco<<

This true story follows FBI agent Joe Pistone as he infiltrates the mafia of New York. Befriending Lefty Ruggiero, Pistone (under the name Donnie Brasco) is able to embed himself in a mafia faction lead by Sonny Black. Ruggiero and Pistone become tight as the group goes about collecting money for 'the bosses'. Eventually, the group become big time when Black himself becomes a boss, all the while Pistone collects evidence. However, the trials and tribulations of the undercover work become more than Pistone can bear. His marriage falls apart and to top it off, the mafia suspect a mole in the organization. The real dilemma is afforded to Pistone, who knows if he walks away from the mafia, Ruggiero will be the one punished.

FBI Technician: What's "forget about it" mean?
Donnie Brasco: "Forget about it" is like if you agree with someone, you know, like "Raquel Welsh is one great piece of ass, forget about it." But then, if you disagree, like "A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it!" you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, "forget about it." But it's also like saying "Go to hell!" too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.


Joe Pistone: All my life I've tried to be the good guy, the guy in the white fucking hat. And for what? For nothing. I'm not becoming like them; I am them.

>>IMO
   My gosh i LOVE this movie so much! It's just the right amount of drama, comedy, action, and no too much romance, just the way I like it  And it also starrs Al Pacino, an actor I admire very much fer his work in "The GodFather" and "ScarFace". My fav scene is when they're at the airport, while Joe is undercover, and these people came up saying "Joe! Joe Pistone!" and Joe was like oh shit, and started beating the crap outta them. And then the gang ppl were like "wtf are you doing??" joes reply? "Sick bastard, he grabbed my cock!"

>>Chocolat<<

1960, small town France. Vianne Rocher and her pre-teen daughter move into town and open a chocolate shop just as lent is beginning. The town's small-minded mayor can't accept this and does his best to shut her down, but her warm personality and incredible chocolates manage to win over many townsfolk. Things get shaken up even more when a group of river drifters, led by Roux, stop into town (to the even greater distress of the mayor) and Vianne takes up with him. Meanwhile, she's been helping Josephine out of her abusive marriage and her equally freethinking landlord, Amande Voisin, get together with her grandson, Luc, whose mother doesn't approve of Amande's ways.

Anouk: [from afar] I bet he's the captain...


Serge: Were closed
Roux: She just want's some soda water.
Serge: We don't serve animals.

>> IMO
   This was like the third Johnny movie I saw and was absolutley flabbergausted when he first appeared on screen. He was just so damn HOT! But anyways, I felt so bad fer him when he was trying to get the little girl some soda water and Serge totally dissed him off   And it was funny how when Vianne thought she got Roux's fav chocolate she looked all pleased wif herself and he'd be like "It's verry good.....but not my favourite" and shes like  lolol...then when he was leaving i was like NOO SHE HASNT FOUND OUT YER FAV YET!! COME BACK!! but it ended up wif him coming back to "fix the squeaky door" as he always says and she finally got it! Hot chocolate! woo! Well I really loved this movie and so did my family which was really good lol...

>>Pirates of the Caribbean<<

Pirates of the Caribbean is a sweeping action-adventure story set in an era when villainous pirates scavenged the Caribbean seas. This roller coaster tale teams a young man, Will Turner, with an unlikely ally in rogue pirate Jack Sparrow. Together, they must battle a band of the world's most treacherous pirates, led by the cursed Captain Barbossa, in order to save Elizabeth, the love of Will's life, as well as recover the lost treasure that Jack seeks. Against improbable odds, they race towards a thrilling, climactic confrontation on the mysterious Isla de Muerta. Clashing their swords in fiece mortal combat, Will and Jack attempt to recapture The Black Pearl ship, save the British navy, and relinquish a fortune in forbidden treasure thereby lifting the curse of the Pirates of the Caribbean.

Jack Sparrow: That is a wonderful trick but once again, you are between me and my way out, and now! you have no weapon

Will Turner: This is either madness, or brilliance
Jack Sparrow: Remarkable how often those two traits concide

>> IMO
    One of my favorite Johnny Movies, hands down. It's just wonderful how Johnny made this character, Captain Jack Sparrow from scratch, and how he snatched millions and millions of peoples hearts since that fatefully day it came out, July 9, 2003.  Much credit to Kieth Richards and Pepe Le Pew indeed. This movie also had a wonderful supporting cast including Orlando Bloom, Kiera Knightley, and the talented Geoffrey Rush. Gore and Jerry did great jobs and I love Disney even more. I know I've always loved Johnny, it just took Jack Sparrow to make me realize how much.

Currently Watching Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl By Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Jonathan Pryce see related

Latest Johnny Movies Watched
  »The Astronauts Wife
  »Cry-Baby
  »Sleepy Hollow

Those are the 3 johnny movies i got fer christmas too!

»The Astronuats Wife«

Astronaut Spencer Armacoust was on a mission when he suddenly lost contact with Earth for exactly 2 minutes. When he got home, to friends he was the same, but to his wife he was different. She becomes pregnant, but as time progresses she begins to feel like the lives inside of her are not of this world.

Spencer: Were you watching something?
Jillian: Um...yea...pregancy video
Spencer: Oh..well maybe we should watch it togather?
Jillian: No!
Spencer: You sure?
Jillian: Yes...just put the movie in
Spencer: Ook

Spencer: Well I told that bloated fast food eating motherfucker that we'd have never gotten the chance to be heroes if he hadn't forced us to put that peice of shit exploding sateliette up into orbit.
Jillian: And then what happened?
Spencer:: Oh you know, he said he'd never been spoken to like that before by anybody and I said I didn't give a big hairy rats ass and if he ever called me again I would track him down, rouse him from his bunk, pull his pants round his ankles and spank him with a coathanger right there in front of his wife and children!
Jillian: Wanna tell me what you really said to the president?
Spencer: Yeah, I thanked him for his call and I asked him what he was wearing. And, uh, he started breathing kinda heavy, made a funny noise and hung up.

IMO«

 Well, this movie was 50/50 fer me. It sometimes lagged and then other times were suspenseful and good. But overall i loved this movie. But beware, Johnny yells in this movie and i was like eek! hahaha Johnny doesn't make a good villian though, he just looks too kind-hearted!

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»Cry-Baby«

Set in Baltimore in 1954 at the birth of rock 'n' roll, the film features Johnny Depp as Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker, a juvenile delinquent with a permanent tear slithering down his cheek. In the depths of his despair appears goody-goody girl Allison (Amy Locane), who has a sexual crush on Cry-Baby. But Allison's boyfriend, Baldwin (Stephen E. Miller), is dead set against Cry-baby and the rest of the delinquents and leads a jihad against them. In the resultant riot, they are blamed for the chaos, and Cry-Baby finds himself dispatched to reform school.

Cry-Baby: Teardrops are falling from my eyes~ [i kno thats not the part where he's singing this but w/e lol]

IMO«

  This movie is so corny, and on PURPOSE that it's so loveable and hilarious!! Much thankz to Aeryn fer getting it fer me fer xmas. This movie is just a funny musical comedy that's good for anyone. Anyone who researched a bit about Johnny on this movie, would know that the only reason Johnny did this movie was because, at that time, he was being known as a "teen hearthrob" which he didn't like. So he just decided to actually PLAY a part of a hearthrob and kind of like make fun of it. So yea, mucho love to this movie! And dude, it was filmed in maryland! Where I live!

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»Sleepy Hollow«

Washington Irving's tale of Ichabod Crane and the Headless Horseman gets a few new twists in a screen adaptation directed by Tim Burton. In this version, Ichabod (Johnny Depp) is a New York City detective whose unorthodox techniques and penchant for gadgets make him unpopular with is colleagues. He is sent to the remote town of Sleepy Hollow to investigate a series of bizarre murders, in which a number of people have been found dead in the woods with their heads cut off.

Brom Van Brunt We haven't heard your name yet, friend. 
Ichabod: I have not yet said it.

Ichabod: You moved the body?
Dude: I did
Ichaod: You must NEVER move the body!!
Dude: Why not?
Ichabod: Because! ::walks away::

IMO«

OMG I absoultely LOVE this movie! I saw it the first time at the movie theaters but I couldn't tell Ichabod was Johnny Depp >.< and back then, i was like scared of EVERYTHING so I got freaked out. But since my bud Rachel got it on DVD fer me fer xmas, I REFRESHED my memory and now I'm like inseprable from this movie! MUCHO CREDIT TO JOHNNY AND TIM!

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WOO POTC CAME OUT ON DVD!! IM LIKE....23 DAYS LATE TO CELEBRATE BUT W/E! ITS OUT! WOOOO!

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ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO
Johnny Depp, will you marry me?                      
By Jocelyn Newmarch
Posted Wed, 24 Dec 2003

It's hard not to like a movie with Johnny Depp doing one of his oddball turns, and there's a lot to like about 'Once Upon A Time In Mexico'.

Like Billy Chambers' gangster character showing up with a Chihuahua in tow, Elle Woods-style. And Willem Dafoe as a piano-playing Mexican baddie. And Johnny Depp's outrageous CIA-emblazoned T-shirt. And those fiendish guitars, of course.

Antonio Banderas, as a gun-toting guitarist, is the ostensible hero in this follow-up to 'El Mariachi' and 'Desperado'. In the latest instalment of this Mexican fairy-tale, Banderas is known only as El Mariachi — El for short — with a seemingly limitless ability to survive jumping out of tall buildings, but then he does get plenty of time to practise this particular skill. He also spends the entire movie desperately in need of a decent bottle of shampoo.

Of course, there’s loads of gratuitous violence, and even, in one memorable scene, fake blood spattering the camera lens. There are some completely over-the-top stunts, (one in particular shows Banderas and deceased-love-interest Salma Hayek practising their trapeze artistry while being shot at) and none of the bad guys can shoot for toffee.

But that's all part of the fun — and in any case, we're too busy watching Johnny Depp steal the show as trigger-happy Agent Sands, with an assortment of stylish sunglasses, lethal weaponry, and all the coolest lines, delivered with that familiar deadpan drawl.

"Sorry," he says to Cheech Marin’s barman Belini. "Couldn’t find a briefcase small enough for $10 000."

Put simply, Agent Sands is a puppet-master seeking to foil the plans of General Marques and drug kingpin Barillo (Willem Dafoe). Marquez and Barillo are plotting to assassinate the Mexican president, and Sands hires everybody’s favourite gunman, El Mariachi.

Things quickly wriggle out of Sands’ control, but by this time El has retrieved his famous guitar-case, and with the help of his sidekicks Lorenzo (Enrique Iglesias) and Fideo (Marco Leonardi), we’re confident he can save the day.

A fun end to Rodriguez’ tribute to spaghetti westerns, and just what is needed to counter some festive season over-indulgence.